It’s pretty sad that the Dodgers Triple AAA farm team, the Las Vegas 51’s, have a mascot named “Cosmo” who resembles Jar Jar Binks.

What’s even sadder is the fact that I’m dragging my poor fiance, Chantelle to a ball game when we visit Vegas this June - during our honeymoon no less! You’re a trooper hun! Please don’t make me see Blue Man Group as payback!

Hmmm…I wonder how steamy the guy who dons that silly alien costume gets when the desert mercury somtimes rises above 100 degrees? Better break out the Arm & Hammer Ultra Max on that, stanky alien!